Math answers if sleepy was your teacher

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Based on real questions in Sleepy's textbook!

READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!

1) A train travelling at 20 km/hr is approaching a platform. A bird is sitting on a pole on the platform. When the train is at a distance of 2 km from pole, brakes are applied which produce a uniform deceleration in it. At that instant the bird files towards the train ar 60 km/hr and after touching the nearest point on the train files back to the pole and then files towards the train and contiques to repeat the motion. Calculate the distance travelled by bird before the train stops at the platform

ANSWER) zero because Sleepy shot that bird!!
*.゚+ヽ(○・▽・○)ノ゙ +.゚*


2) A car moving along a straight highway with speed of 126Km/h is brought to a stop within a distance of 200m. What is the retardation of the car (assumed uniform ) and how long does it take for the car to stop?

ANSWER) 0 seconds because Sleepy crashed that pesky car to pieces!!
゚+.ヽ(≧▽≦)ノ.+゚

Comments

    1. Lotus_Skiies Jun 11, 2024 at 8:39 PM
      (⁠´⁠∩⁠。⁠•⁠ ⁠ᵕ⁠ ⁠•⁠。⁠∩⁠`⁠)
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    2. sleepandeatallday Jun 11, 2024 at 6:59 PM
      @Lotus_Skiies If I were to be a teacher we would all have failed!
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    3. Lotus_Skiies Jun 11, 2024 at 9:27 AM
      Sleepy we need you as a teacher..>⁠.⁠<
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    4. Baldingere Jun 11, 2024 at 8:32 AM
      I didn't know you had superpowers
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    5. sleepandeatallday Jun 11, 2024 at 8:21 AM
      I really need a therapist....
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