On Benefits of StabbingStabbing, as many would consider it, for a lack of better term vulgar and barbaric. Stabbing is an art most misunderstood by the masses. In this world we live, obsessed with peace, love and all things materialistic, it's high time that we give this art the recognition it deserves. It's time we reflect on the needs of stabbing that is to be required on our lifestyle for it can rescue you from the peskiest problems of life. I'd go as far as to take liberty and declare from my long experience, that stabbing is the ultimate solution.
by S.Eatallday, 1st nuf edition: April,2025
Whether it's settling a score or cutting veggies, stabbing is the ultimate time saver. Why go to long lengths on to settle who gets the last slice of pizza when you can display your stab skills and take the whole pizza all for yourself. Stabbing is an art one must have to take down an arrogant friend who keeps bragging about his latest limited edition shoes. Who knows, you might walk out with the new pairs of shoes yourself!
As I had claimed above, stabbing is the ultimate solution. Not only you get to save time but it also works wonder on your mental health for stabbing is an art that involves letting yourself go free, unbound by any worldly constraints. It works wonder and brings simple joy for stabbing is a simple activity.
Not to mention the health benefits for stabbing is an art that employs both creativity and physical exercise. Swinging the knife back and forth, finding the perfect angle, chasing the muse and all would make you fit in no time.
The benefits of stabbing are many that even Gandhi might reconsider his principles of non violence. Though some critics might call such activity a hassle and unhygienic citing the bloodstains and tiring work, legal fees as reasons to deter people from pursuing this art. But for great things to happen one should tend to overlook these small trivialities. Stabbing empowers and emboldens people to speak up against the justice and to stand up for themselves. Stabbing brings efficiency and progress like no other so grab on to the nearest knife and pursue the simple benefits of stabbing.
I'd like to give my credits to @Baldingere for giving me inspiration to write this wonderful piece
I'd also like to thank @Agentt for supporting me on writing this!~~
Ahem do not blame me if you get stabbed! It was all their fault!!!!
On benefits of stabbing: By S.Eatallday
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