The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System fan fiction

Ah, the hell like days of traps who like girls....just give up. Ur shifu is aiming for a man so u might as well follow n start looking for boyfriends. Try the Bai Zhan Peak, I hear they have many handsome male disciples n if u hook up with them, u guys can pull a sort of Romeo n Juliet.

 

their suffering is very real.

Also, in a future post, Bai Zhan Peak students find out the Qing Jing students have a separate bath house and excellent toilets built by their shifu's new technique and then feel horribly angry and envious, because they have to fight each other to use the goddamn restroom, lol.

 

Wonderful! Slowly sink into them that men are the way to go! Muhuahahahah!

 

Poor little buns!
Seems like they have to start making their own cloths now...... a petition to their shifu to change the style might end bad.... or in the most positive light, end like an emperor's or ninja clothing lol

 

G would do the emperor clothing, actually.

Then the other peaks would hate them for their bling.

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I probably will have some Bai Zhan Peak disciples confessing in a future post.

The Qing Jing Peak disciples are like While Liu Qingge just dies inside.

 

Shifu's cosplay festival~
Hanfu and Ancient Chinese Formalwear
Hanfu 2

I like to imagine Shifu wearing this....

 

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A Transdimensional Scum Villain's Tale: The Internal Deaths of Liu Qingge
***

The day was bright and sunny and Shen Qingqiu was standing at the gate waiting for Yue Qingyuan.

Yue Qingyuan looked startled at his arrival, but Shen Qingqiu simply shoved a well-made, covered, black lacquer box at him, saying bluntly,"For you."

While Yue Qingyuan was still trying to figure out what Shen Qingqiu was here for, his mouth opening and closing without a word coming out, Shen Qingqiu had already left.

Curious, disciples and fellow peak lords clustered around, wondering what was in the box.

The box opened with a waft of steam, and an incredibly appetite-awakening medley of scents hit the air.

The box was full of a 6 course meal, from vegetable and mystical beast meat side dishes, rice, soup, salads and even dessert. Everything about the meal coaxed the senses; the smell, the appearance, the vegetables verdant and clearly would be crisp, the glistening fat and marbled meat heavily, seductively had the perfect texture and rich scent..and ... everything appealed. Everything promised a perfect meal.

There was a moment's silence as the delicious smells permeated the air, and then an anonymous stomach rumbled in envy.

Liu Qingge died inside. It was his stomach making the rumble though he refused to let it show.

"What did you do to make him give you that?" hissed one of Liu Qingge's fellow Peak Lords, nudging Yue Qingyuan's side gently, causing Yue Qingyuan's mouth to open and close again.

"I-I don't know..." he said, flabbergasted.

...Apparently the meal was every bit as good as it looked and smelled, because the next time Shen Qingqiu showed up, there was a larger crowd.

***
Then there was the incident wherein Shen Qingqiu's students were seen practically strutting around in fine robes.

The accounting department would have had a cow except the money normally sent to Qing Jing Peak hadn't risen. If anything, the amount was still the same.

This was naturally a matter of concern to Liu Qingge. He sent in a few students to lurk around, bring back news about how the Qing Jing Peak had managed to afford the fabric.

The students came back, grumbling about the fact that Qing Jing Peak now also had two wood and stone mansions in addition to their bamboo house and a bath house and large number of toilets of their own.

Envy raised its ugly head through the ranks. The next report came from some rather bemused students of Bai Zhan Peak who had been given a box of delicious cakes to go with the message.

Apparently, Liu Qingge's unremarkable potted plant gift had allowed Shen Qingqiu to unlock a house building technique that grew entire houses, right down to the plumbing and furniture, and he had immediately taken to selling his services in construction, for funds.

As of now, Qing Jing Peak's finances were flourishing because of that and Shen Qingqiu had thoughtfully sent cakes he baked with the thank you note.

As he looked at the decimated cake box and his crumb sprinkled students and disciples, Liu Qingge died inside again.

He ate the cake anyway. It was utterly delicious.

Damn that Shen Qingqiu!

***

The worst blow to Liu Qingge's sanity so far was when three of his students took it upon themselves to confess to two of the Qing Jing students.

The Qing Jing students were appalled. The Xian Shu Peak students had apparently started writing erotic literature about their 'forbidden love'.

Liu Qingge died inside.

Stupid sexy Qing Jing Peak!

***

 

I see the 1º and 2º SQQ wearing that, but our G's SQQ I see he wearing something like


lol

Wonder if LBH will really enter his peak at this rate, and if enters instead of receiving emperor or girly clothes he will receive WOMEN clothes and have a bride training all to take his manliness away and turn him into a uke lol

 

No, G would never wear pink. G hates pink.

Red, blue, purple, green, yellow, but never pink.

Also, Qing Jing people are sexy no matter what they wear. :V G would never give bride training. Cooking training, sewing, yes, actual bride training, no.

G believes in the Archer Emiya School of Househusbandry.

 

LMFAO pour liu this is utterly hilarious

 

Just looking at this fic makes me feel like id be a horrible husband crying for my future

 

You can only pray to be this good.

 

Im way to clumsy to even do this im a big clutz id trip and the tea would go everywhere

 

>] practice makes perfect.
/Rests tea set on the meatbun

 

...reminds me of that 'Childcare Is War' doujin .... such nostalgic thing~~

 

I saved that doujin, too. >]

 

you people are too fast O.O

 

When inspiration strikes, wriiiiiite.

Anyway am on break for now.