Corrupt a Wish

Granted, You live in an isolated world where you can neither perceive anyone nor can anyone perceive you. However you can still see how everyone effects the world. So be careful of sitting on anyone.

I wish for human beings to be something other than carbon-based life form while still retaining our shape and mind.

 

Granted~but earth will be boiling hot for every ten secs

I wish for novel chapters to be updated everyday

 

Granted, but it's all mtl from when it was first developed.

I wish for a beautiful silk hanfu dressing doll.

 

Granted~but the hanfu doll be haunted & will only sing 'baby shark' 24/7 nonstop

I wish to marry Dazai Osamu _3 」∠)_

 

Granted, but right after the marriage ceremony he finally succeeds at suicide, leaving you a widow.

I wish to be obscenely rich (having gotten the money through legal means)

 

Granted~but 80 years later you finally woke up from coma and realize it was just a blissful dream

I wish to pass my final exam this month

 

Granted, but you will die by being hit by a meteor an hour later.

I wish to have no emotions.

 

Granted~but you can't rest for even a millisecond you'll always revert back to 10 secs ago in an infinite loop

I wish tnp would just concede defeat and let me have the victory

 

No

I wish for a vacation.

 

Granted,a vacation that lasts 4 minutes.

I wish I could transmigrate into a bl world.

 

Granted, you are now the bathtub that the main CP uses...

I wish for unlimited amount of delicious low calorie cakes.

 

No

I wish to excel in all subjects.

 

Granted, you excel in being the worst in all subjects

I wish to have a better future

 

Granted. Everyone will now die a horrible death. That means compared to them, you have a way better future.

I wish to lose weight

 

Granted, but you’re not able to control the amount you lose, and constantly gain and lose weight.

I wish to control time

 

Granted, you'll get a wall clock, you can control the hands of time by spinning them, at least inside your head that is what's happening.

I wish for more time.

 

Granted, everyone and everything around you are frozen in time. You can freely move around in a frozen world with unlimited time.

I wish for flies, fleas and other bad bugs to disappear.

 

Granted, the bugs in question are now invisible to the naked human eye but they produce twice the amount of noise to compensate

I wish for more sleeping hours

 

Granted, the sun is only out for 3 hrs a day from now on.
I wish for a super strong password that can never be cracked that I can remember and input in less than 5 secs.

 

Granted, the password will require a custom keyboard filled with its own unique set of characters making said password truly your own but you'd still have to finish a dozen captcha test before you can fully log in.

I wish for peace of mind.