Secret of the one above

Secretly gave their self some hair

 

Secretly got an eyebrow transplant

 

Secretly donated their heart to someone more deserving

 

Secretly has a spine two sizes too small

 

Secretly has no tail

 

Secretly has no hair

 

Secretly has feet fetish bwahahahahaha

 

Secretly is a psychiatrist

 

Secretly is a pet thief

 

How did you know! Stalker!
Secretly is my stalker!

 

Secretly is obsessed with me

 

Secretly is not delusional

 

Secretly harmful to the world

 

Secretly cleans world of harmful things.

 

Secretly hates cleaning

 

Secretly knows everyone's secrets.

 

Secretly doesn't like investigators

 

Secretly likes grippy socks

 

Secretly wears toe rings

 

Secretly steals them