no preservatives allowed

this shouldn't be a question, it must be a yes

It’s not polite for you to ask so I’m asking

...

there's no way READER of all people got an inheritance from Tilga and I didn't

I think it was more well he’s not here and he’s not using it so I’ll just take it kind of thing maybe you should demand your share…

how wise very smart

Awww whatchu playing

divinity original sin 2

*coughs* never heard of it...

ooooh maybe I'll try

But did you?

not yet!

Hi cutie, I'm cuter

Hi cuter, I’m cutest

Hi every cute peoples here, I'm kiss, Nice to kiss you~

Sometimes when I have to go somewhere important, my brother has to video chat me and show me all my clothes so I can pick. He also has to examine the clothes thoroughly to prove there aren't any spiders on them (so do the other people I make get my clothes)

This such a gay dream

Before I moved my bedroom, this was actually where I slept in. This means this was the room I've mentioned in my previous statuses that had the lights turn on on its own and have the door close and open by itself. It might be cursed

Thank you, happy pride!! I think we should spend this June demanding child support from @Tilgarial who has THIRTY THOUSAND nuffies.

YES

When have I ever been inside a closet in that sense (〃ﾟ3ﾟ〃)

For real @Esha07
|.~)

Lmao... The spider finally gathered the courage to come out of the closet, but it was immediately killed... So much is wrong with our society smh

Hmm how to describe reader? Well you know those people locked up in inane asylums but they so insane they don’t know they insane so everyone looks at them with pity and goes along with their delusional beliefs cause they feel sorry for them?

damn talk about yourself raven

Oh I have nihilistic suicidal thoughts but I’m afraid of death so I do things impulsively to distract myself or hurt myself to distract myself so I’m not really insane just on the brink of suicide daily there’s difference

comforting as always, mad memo!
Alea.. Why would you curse me like this (｡•́︿•̀｡) Also, it's funny that you mentioned it bun, my brother's kept taunting me by saying the spider must've laid eggs on my clothes by now ( •̀_•́ ) tsk tsk

Actually they prefer to lay eggs in your skin so the babies can eat their way out and have nice meal with no preservatives at all

Cause spiders are useful intruders

It's very beautiful.

thanks (〃ﾟ3ﾟ〃)

Well deserved things must not be thanked for!

*gives you strength potion*

Not dexterity potion?

Maybe..if I can make that potion

Anyway npa wanna write male pregnant story about god actually getting Joseph pregnant and Mary faking it for him to hide the bl Joseph god love story from the masses?

I think that might be an original thought but sure mad memo, I will when inspiration strikes

RIGHT?? Not to mention the fact she had allergies, what was she trying to achieve smh

Your attention

'Your attention' ദ്ദി( ˶^ᗜ^˶ }

Anyway reader tried blaming you

yikes have I told you you need to start terrorizing reader more?

@ReaderReader you’ve already been hated

pinky promise?

I pinky promise. My fingers and toes.

nice very trustworthy ! sorry for the horrible first impression then oopsie

Thank you for your help!

I gotta think about the vows and the invite list (my family would be on it but I will see which friends to add). @Agentt, are you free on the 13th to write the vows together? Do you already have your invite list?

Ah, my invite list will be probably everyone I follow.

And yes, 13th works

THAT'S EVEN WORSE?? THE CHEESE TOUCH?? THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE COMPARING ME TO??

hey…..

I mean ikky gives more cheese touch vibes than npa but ok

sigh don't try to defend them Blitz, I see it as it is!

Just so you know, I was halfway through writing about the usefulness of mould and relating each point back to you but accidentally deleted it.

Same