theknownuser

I can excuse murder, but incest? No.

anxiety.

When you're around everything else fades into the background. You become the only one I see
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Sometimes I see usernames with so much potential only to realise the users ain't it.

Wow Nunu you look ethereal!

3 Day Challenge: Be nice to nuffians.

You may be a closeted dumbass, but I think you're more than that
I know deep down inside, you love being a dumbass but are just too embarrassed to openly admit it
That's fine, we all have that part of us we don't want others to see
But I don't think you need to hide your true feelings
Because even if you tell the world that you actually enjoy being a dumbass, I will still be here to support you as your true friend

I have a vague idea of who you're clone might be but i hope it isn't who I'm thinking of..............

how do I cover 3 chapters of biology in 1.5 days ma'am

Why do parents have to always assume you're too naive? Like if anyone's naive it's you.

hello, I hired an alligator to look after you. Thank me

Why does it sound like you are a twitter user

If I get one more Maxton Hall reel, I'm watching the damn thing.

(⁠/⁠･⁠ω⁠･⁠(⁠-⁠ω⁠-⁠) only a Goa trip can cure me

Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.

NUF profile posts are like a mini diary

Can I borrow your phone? I need to call God and tell him I’ve found his missing angel
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I think the 'I can't block him, that's rude' thing is BS. Like if you enjoy the attention just say so babe.

Surprisingly how easily I started getting used to calls and voice notes.

bro started speaking victorian