Tweety2468

I like your neighbor.

That's cute...

Rest and have fun!!

have a relaxing and enjoyable break after your exams.

Who??? *turns head 360*

Me

@sleepandeatallday OMG this is truly frightening. Did you go to the doctor? U know the same thing happens to me. I think I might be allergic too. (⊙︿⊙ ✿)

@delulu reader I sure won't!!! I am in no way ready to sacrifice my life

@Esha07 ( ｡ • ᴖ • ｡)

*showers Tweety with Dogecoin*

Hey Doge! w(°o°)w
Thanks for the Dogecoin
Feel blessed xD

Whoever doesn't send another jumpscare reel back would be your perfect reel-ationship

Haha done (ˣ∇ˣ）

o(^o^)o

(๑˃́ꇴ˂̀๑)

(⁠ ⁠´⁠◡⁠‿⁠ゝ⁠◡⁠`⁠) nice one

Beautiful and hot?

Those are the same people that would call a car "yummy"

*pat pats poor misunderstood sun*

chop chop~ get a move on. It's not gonna bury itself.

@SleepingTaiger The fallen hunter slowly stood up, brushing off dirt. The friend, wide-eyed, whispered into the phone, "He's up, but he's muttering something about vengeance." The operator, unfazed, responded, "Well, that escalated quickly. Maybe try apologizing?" As the friend nervously apologized, the undead hunter surprisingly muttered, "Nah, just kidding. Let's grab a coffee, my treat."

@GonZ555 Definitely, the hunter needs to buck up his homicide skills. Note to self : Bring spade when going to hunt just in case you kill your friend. Or just give said friend to a carnivorous animal. That's a better option really considering that the death will be justified.

Me neither.. how about u, stormy?

me, I'm better now wahaha

Hi better, i'm gonz

When you feel you just cant abort it

@Bad Storm Well, I guess my joke is still in the 'dad' joke apprenticeship. It's working on its dad bod of humor! Looks like I need more practice

@GonZ555 Looks like we've reached the delivery room of puns!

crack is my drug, José is my dealer, the police is the police

Sleep is time travel.

@Bad Storm Totally...I sleep for 10 mins and wake up 10 hours later. It magical. In that context my bed is my time machine, and my dreams are the unexpected adventures in different dimensions. The alarm clock? Well, that's just the rude awakening from my intergalactic travels.

That's an electrifying blast!

Tmai

I'm not gonna ask.

I feel you with that but at the same time I don't want to necro old post!

That's nice. They leaped into becoming your friend in a day xD

Honestly speaking, making friends is the easy part. Remaining friends and becoming closer is the difficult part. And unfortunately for me that happens rarely.

Time to add 60 more books~

Soooo true. I went over my list 3 whole times, found nothing and finally decided to start a thread begging for book recs just to add them to my list and read the one that matches my mood.