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Short story with slow burn tag. So slow ML just realized he liked FL but never told FL because she went abroad. The end. Me: slow burn?! Oe!

Suddenly realised while I like some grovelling from ML (if deserving) time to time, I utterly despise most of chasing wife crematorium MLs.

Me: *slams book in anger* I could've write this! Bro: So why didn't you? Me: Because it's crap! Bro: Sold crap. Me: *angel devil arguing*

When you finally read a worthy novel only to not find the next chapter button because it's an ongoing translation... *dies in anger*

FL leaves scumbag ex and married bro next door for reasons. Ex r***d her. Ex proposed. FL ran and sell ring. Read ending. Ex is the HE ML.

70's ML: Cannon fodder is stupid. Learning or not wouldn't make a difference. Cannon fodder: *somehow got in the same class as FL* Me: ...

Me: You kept emphasising that it's the weekend, does everything only happened on weekends and nothing on weekdays? MTL: It's a name, Zhou.

Book: FL is speechless in Chinese. Me: Am speechless in multiple languages.

Middle of story MTL: ... And so FL and ML passed away after CNYear Me: WTF! shocked.jpg Story context: MTL meant to say moved away.

*cursing my lack of motivation to learn new languages* *continues to read the MTL jumbles* *am I dyslexic or these doesn't make sense*

Characters changing topics halfway every few seconds, original points mentioned 3 chapters later, also halfway. Me: *headhitswall.jpeg*

Wants to reread novel. Rereads novel. Confused jpeg. Same names, same main plot. Different details. Doubting life.

POV: Doesn't know a lick of Chinese but decided to power through a Chinese novel with MTL. Doesn't realise till lmost

Me: *felt like been reading a book for way too long* *looked at title 'chapter 40'* *looked at total chapters - 2++* *goes to sleep instead*

When you've opened too many tabs that you've lost track which is which... Abandon (not close!) the window and open another one. - Moi, 2024

When every second paragraph is a back story to a back story... Are you my brain trying to lull me to sleep?

2nd life FL reborn modern 1st life, 16yo. ML, 32yo. ML pursues FL. I understand mentally they're old but no one else in that world goes eww?

*giggles* ... *giggles* ... *giggles* ... I'm lucky I'm alone or someone would've admitted me to the psych ward...

When the author uses similar sounding/spelling for all her characters... *whips out the whiteboard and markers*