SleepingTaiger

Useless justabot, don't even know how to catch frogs

@Anazi I'm sure you don't.

I already did justabot

~(~^o^~)~ *hugs you back* rawr?

*pats*
Yes! *takes you to catch frogs* Let's go~~~

+o+) *goes along with you to capture froggies*

I feel like you can do more than just carry me in your arms

Ah! You mean I could cook for you... That is what you mean, right?

Maybe..

Don't worry about it...

. . . this is giving sleepy influence

Haha, no
I'm just doing my job
We're very different

*eyes twitch* *spasms* gimme more catnip

Here you go *gives you catnip*

*stares into a corner for two hours*

＼(º □ º l|l)/ Grandma, why are you giving aunt fresh people to eat.... isn't breads or noodles better??

Let's see.. There's some dino-shaped nuggets in the fridge as well as a variety of marinated meats, some nuts and fruits, and a half eaten cake

Wonderful~ then I'll dig in!

And that guy who came in yesterday keeps crying... could you take him for a walk? I think he's sad...

It's all in there, take your time to refresh your memory XD

Maybe if you carry me again... My memory will come back...

Don't sweat it, you've already stolen a kiss.

@no preservatives allowed *looks around then points at myself* are you talking to me?

Not really since I rarely see you around but definitely more compared to how much I've interacted with you on this account

I always knew you weren't real!!!

Alright. *stabs you*

@Shem Shield you are too much of an amaetur to think that you can successfully stam me, the wielder of these knives!~

*really big eyes* pretty please? Let me stab you? Just a little?

Is that how you treat your guests? (•᷄- •᷅ ;) fine, chain me to the lawn, I need to touch some grass anyways. But I'll still be hopping on your bed until it breaks.

Why are you like this ... We could have been friends...

Moo

*eats sandwich*

*lays down on rug*

I guess this is my life now…

Keep this a secret.
*whispers* I'm off!

What a weird dream...*continues sleeping*

Mmmh. Let me just calm down for a minute...

You can do whatever you want in my arms, Love

Stop messing with my heart and go to bed T-T

Pfff didn't think you could be such a klutz *holds your arm while walking*

*hides blushing face in scarf*

*smiles from ear to ear*

Today's menu is:
Buttered bread with jam or honey
And hot chocolate
Enjoy

....

I just knew I came to the right place for breakfast

Nyooo might have to walk home

It's freezing... Walking half an hour .. my hands are hurting soooo bad

I made it home alive

Thank you, saviour! How will I ever repay you?

I'm already close to OD, I think

But I appreciate the sentiment

Wth dude