sleepandeatallday

Change the name to your friends and send this to them and tell me the relies

Eh? My friend would think I've lost it.... or am about to die or something...

Make it about your friends and then send it to them is what I said you dummy

*pokes*

I can attest to this, I was the mirror.

...but I don't take mirror selfie....

@daisukenowaifu wth!!? Were you peeping and stalking me through the mirror....

Oh which one?

I think I know this one

It's a bl named 'Cozy Obsession'

if i adopt all the new users I'll never be without children

Nothing can stop me now

...master! *glomps*

Honestly I remember deleting insta back in 10th grade only to be reading fanfics on Wattpad on the night before my math final hehe

That's why I deleted both! And no @ikhors I won't make an AO3 account! That defeats the whole purpose of deleting wattpad in the first place!

:3

*glomps*

tell me it's not literally an old man and just older than u saead?
(⁠─⁠.⁠─⁠|⁠|⁠）

It’s grandpa

Nooo!! It was just the manga! They scammed me! How the heck would I have known that the handsome eunuch is an old wrinkly guy who uses makeup to look handsome!!!

sleepy you literally have nearly 24k nuffies...

But she needs more she’s a rich girl in real life you know she has servants and everything 24k is nothing to her

I'm not rich...

Great song! A worthy theme song.

Shotgun...

Hehe thanks!~
I've heard it before

lol I’m saying that with such confidence when I was literally on my death bed at least 4 times this month

4 times!!? How? What happened? Are you okay now???

Oh I was hit by a car the floorboard broke under my feet and almost went flying down the stairs there was this thing with a bus and owl but that’s boring anyway the big deal was tree branch that almost crushed me but meh that’s just life

*rolls*

*rolls together*

*smacks you back*

*stabs*
*burns your house*
*throws salt and exiles you out from your lands*
*makes a cute statue of mine there*
*stabs you again*

*smacks your Plushies*
*destroys your pillows*
*throws dirt on your bed*
*steals your cat*

*snuggles*

*Snuggles back*

Hehe thanks!~
*willingly gets kidnapped*
I hope you have free wifi there!•

Nah~
My net is lagging for 1 week sweetie
Let’s enjoy the weekend with each other as past time

*nods*

Handle with love!~
I'm fragile!~
(/≧◇≦＼)

Will do o7

ﾟ+.ヽ(≧▽≦)ﾉ.+ﾟ

*she fades away and returns to being part of you*

Eh!? I feel whole again?

Fufufu~

But the old man put makeup better than I ever did!

It’s insane these people don’t know what he looked like so anyone reading this doesn’t understand how messed up it is

*nods*

(T⌓T) Girllllll, I am jealous of you.

The "rakhlo kaam mai aate" is real

... @I Am Made Of Memories why do you sound like my friends! They said that you have to let us meet your college friends when you go there or we fear you'll end up being conned and sold and even help them count the money...