Barbs and cat penises

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  1. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    Ai-chan has often wondered, what is the point of cat penises having barbs? Does it stick better? Is cat penis so slippery that they're tired of saying, "Oops, sorry it slipped out again, nyan!" and therefore evolved so that they don't have to make a conscious effort to keep it inside and in turn keep the apologies to a minimum?

    What logical thinking made the boys so sadistic and the girls so masochistic? That being said, what's the point of bear penis having an actual bone in their penis? Did they evolve so that they could use it as an alternative weapon? You know, like, maybe, the bear got its arms eaten by velociraptors and chose to fight the velociraptors by waving its dick to smack down the velociraptors?

    That being said, if you were to fuck a cat boy, for whatever reason, would it hurt a lot? Is that beastiality? If you were to fuck a cat girl, will they get bored with your unbarbed penis? Is that also beastiality? What about fucking a khajit? Would they have barbed penises too? Is that also beastiality?

    Yes, Ai-chan has been poisoned by Sseth. But it begs the question: How much does Sseth knows?
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  2. AliceShiki

    AliceShiki 『Ms. Tree』『Magical Girl of Love and Justice』

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    IIRC a fair number of animals have bones in their penises so as to let them easily get the penis erect. This allows for a short sexual intercourse that results in ejaculation and possible pregnancy.

    So... It's basically because they wanna cum and go as quick as possible.

    No clue about the barbs though.
     
  3. Razogul

    Razogul [Flag Raiser][Rald's and Carm's Senpai]

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    The fuck did I just read? Cat girl, well... there are plenty of ways to pleasure them if you don't have barbs. Don't know about the cat guys though.
     
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    melomarl Burning Red

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    Never seen a cat boi/gurl in me life... much less bed one. . . .
     
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  5. Arcturus

    Arcturus Cat, Hidden Sith Lord

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    fteg123 Well-Known Member

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    I don't know about male cats. But female cats have two vaginas. That means they can produce more offspring compared to humans. Dogs also have two vaginas.
    Male snakes have hemi-penises or two dicks.
     
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  7. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    What? Two? That's horrible! And interesting. So not only can they get pregnant, they can get pregnant while being pregnant! Mindblown!

    And those snakes with two dicks? What a degenerate fucking perv.
     
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    Cutter Masterson Well-Known Super-Soldier

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    Not a question I was expecting. Thou it makes you wonder WHY nature did what it did
     
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  9. FIEND

    FIEND i eat crayons

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    some snakes can fuck themselves
    bears taking definition of boner to the next levl
     
  10. Diametric

    Diametric Waifu Connoisseur

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    So they can rape female cats without them getting away maybe?
     
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