If bad storm had a lacky...

If Bad Storm had a lacky, what would that nuffian be like?? What do you think bad storm would have that person do?? How would she punish him for failure?? Feel free to answer anything else you feel would be appropriate for this topic.

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Is this actually an advertising thread using @Bad Storm name?

Probably another samoyed. Yep.

 

Hmmm... Someone who will feed Stormy a bunch of delicious food, professional massage therapist, great pats and scratches. I can imagine a roman stormy laying on a long roman chair, being fed grapes by the servant

 

Bad Storm's harshest punishment would be to ignore their lacky

 

I think you're right....but it's good advertisement
*shamelessly promotes my legal catnip stall and underground pillow business*

 

I have a slave who doesn't want freedom: @GREED444

All Alea threads are ads
Cloud gang woo

lmao accurate

... ack!
too close to the truth

... why does it have to be underground

 

So, anything to add??

 

I want someone who can cook, drive, pilot a plane, surf, paraglide among other things!

 

BRB currently signing up for pilot school so I can finally fulfill my lifelong dream of being a lackey

 

Good luck~

 

Damn so even his lackey's would be trying to kill him... Actually maybe only his lackey's would be trying to kill him feeding him poison like that!

 

... please don't kill me off like that

 

I won't feed the dog grapes it's okay.

 

What would you feed, chocolate??

 

master has me
so master doesnt need anyone else

 

and how have you served your master lately??
@Bad Storm

 

Human of course, what else?

 

you should get your piloting license then

 

Skullie, that's what

 

Peasant food.