NUF Fortune-telling

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  1. Alisoa

    Alisoa † The fallen Saint †

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    By The Fallen Saint
    Unsure of what you should do? No one to ask advice from? Too timid to call for help?? Having an embarrassing problem? Tried everything but nothing worked? Why not try fortune-telling?? And it's funnnn!!!! At least 70% accurate!!!

    How does it work?? Simple, open one of the mystery boxes!!

    Satisfied?? Give a nuffie as a donation!!
    Not satisfied?? Try again!!

    Just be aware that a curse will fall upon you if you open more than 15 box a day (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)
    It’s actually closer than you might think
    Sometimes, you just need to accept it
    Stupid it may seem, it works
    If God wants it, it'll happen
    Keys are important
    Asking for help isn't that bad of an idea
    Fear not, reward await those who keep advancing
    Always make sure to follow tears by smiles
    Have you never thought that maybe giving up was in fact the solution?
    At least you tried
    Wrongdoings will be punished
    Bow down to the Lord, you will have another view
    Start by changing
    At the end of the tunnel, there is light
    One day, you will understand
    Don't try to carry the weight of the world
    we don't stay forever young
    You may see no one but God is watching you
    He has better plan for you
    Give up, it won't work
    Kindness is always rewarded
    Open you ear and heart to advice
    Death is colder than you think
    No, you have to
    Sweet are sweet because you know bitterness
    Sooner or later, we'll be back to earth anyway
    When the time comes, grab the chance
    No to violence
    You are normal
    God is listening
    Maybe time for a little prayer??
    Humans are like flower, they bloom, they wilt
    Born to suffer are we huh
    Time for a change
    Hostility is a sign of weakness
    Patience is .... patience
    humans weren't made to be perfect
    Smile, smile is the mightiest weapon
    On this earth, forever doesn't exist
    Don't bite the hands that feed you
    Take a step back, think again
    It was for your good
    May God forgive you
    Always look behind you
    Don’t ruin yourself
    Treasure your friends
    Have faith, you are never by yourself
    The world is always spinning around; happiness and sadness comes in turn
    The road is still long ahead
    Make your love a love that won't fade away nor get rotten even when your heart's blood fall into the earth
    Morning is near, a morning without fear
    It's hopeless
    Ouch
    Don't hesitate
    Tears don't only mean sadness
    Believe, His love is limitless
    There are more than one type of love
    Keep in mind that life is a passing thing
    May your journey be a pleasant one
    Double check everything
    Future can't be always merry and perfect
    Remember whenever you wake up that it may be the last time, don't leave regrets
    Don't stop advancing
    Today is indeed a good day for wine
    Drown your sorrow into alcohol
    You don't really have to choose
    Even one grain of rice can make a difference
    What you need is faith
    Friendship and love can coexist
    What are you afraid of? you have the greatest being protecting you
    Doomed indeed
    Drink until you are content
    A victory is still a victory
    Even intelligence has limit
    Only do to others what you want others do to you
    Pray!!
    Tired? Take a break
    It’s not worth it
    Life isn’t a game, there’s no restart button
    Ask for help when needed
    You'll be surprised by the end result!!
    Nothing beat a mother's love
    You are just sparkling, not beautiful
    Asking for forgiveness, the best act of kindness
    Men are allowed to have weak moments, yes, but thou aren't allowed to be weak
    Think of the future, act wisely
    God has better plan
    Don’t worry, nobody’s gonna know
    Faith is taking the first step even if you don’t see the whole staircase
    Equity is what the world wishes for
    The God I believe in is a benevolent being
    Why? because we are humans


    That's it, I can't find anything else to write down ( ノ ゚ー゚)ノ

    Disclaimer: If it didn't work, not my fault, you opened the wrong box ( ̄y▽, ̄)╭
     
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  2. mrawesome69

    mrawesome69 I'm getting too old for this shit

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    My first thought was "this is stupid" so i randomly opened one box and i got " At least you tried" so i can say with certainty that this works. 10/10
     
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  3. joey183

    joey183 The Mysterious Entity

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    Lol, i got Think of the future, act wisely. Seems like I need to make my 2024 new year resolution much wiser than this year then
     
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    CrossBearer Well-Known Member

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    There's light at the end of the tunnel . .. 10/10
     
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  5. MahotsukiKonran

    MahotsukiKonran √¶∆℅¥×¶÷π√ ™°℅{^¢¡¿∆ \\£¥^√π¥℅¶∆÷√ ©¢¥®<®]¡¶∆¿

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    "The world is always spinning around, hapiness and sadness comes in turn"
    You might want to go back and spell check them a little bit.
     

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  6. Agentt

    Agentt Loves cats and pats and my wife

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    Wow that's actually really high effort. I'm impressed.
     
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    "What are you afraid of? you have the greatest being protecting you"
    :blobmelt::blobmelt::blobmelt::blobmelt:
     
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  8. Alisoa

    Alisoa † The fallen Saint †

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    Im already dead... a p won't change it
     
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  9. LetheanDragon

    LetheanDragon Well-Known Member

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    Aaaaah I got “Give up, it won’t work”… time to reroll LMAO
     
  10. Aachiin0914

    Aachiin0914 ☼Sunnyshies☼

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    Hahaha, I got "Start by changing". Speaking of, its quite accurate since I plan to start changing my life next year, its just that I still don't know which road to take, so let me just take as one of the sign that I am really doing the right thing.
     
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  11. asampe_tae

    asampe_tae Los Blancos

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    start by changing.

    there was really no need to call me out like that but okay

    I watched an amazing video on YouTube that says instead of waiting for the new year to completely change, why don't you start taking those steps you want to take next year now bit by bit, so it doesn't overwhelm you. Don't just do "all or nothing".

    For example, I'm addicted to Pepsi and drink 2 bottles a day. I want to be Pepsi-free for at first 4 months of 2024 and then start taking it again but like only on occasions or once a week. In order to achieve that, I really just can't start cold turkey. So, I'm reducing my intake to once in 2 days so that by January 1, I can cut off completely.

    Goodluck to us trying to improve.
     
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  12. Starless

    Starless Seeker of Sagas

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    What are you afraid of? you have the greatest being protecting you
    Who’s the greatest being? Should I be worried a stranger is constantly watching me for “protection”. How can I take showers with peace of mind ever again?
     
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    asampe_tae Los Blancos

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    OP is probably religious. So they mean God. It could also maybe mean the universe or fate/karma. That kinda thing.
     
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    Agentt Loves cats and pats and my wife

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    Look at their name!
     
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    "Humans are like flowers. They bloom, they wilt"

    Wise words. But what does this say about my future? I'm I going to die?:blobconcerned:
     
  16. Alisoa

    Alisoa † The fallen Saint †

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    *pat pat*
     
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  17. Aqua_the_idiot

    Aqua_the_idiot my decisions are justified by my name

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    "Bow down to the Lord, you will have another view"
    eh? should I become religious to
    have another perspective and new doors in my life?:meowpuffydizzy: This having-english-as-second-language person is having difficulty understanding this :blobcat_hyper:
     
  18. no preservatives allowed

    no preservatives allowed Well-Known Baker【nuffies please appear】

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    Earlier I was stressing over which test I should just give up on and fail so I can study for the other ones, I opened the box that said "You don't really have to choose" so I'll be failing them all. Thanks for the help @Alisoa 10/10
     
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    Anazi Well-Known Member

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    If God wants it'll happen.
     
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    no preservatives allowed Well-Known Baker【nuffies please appear】

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    Hi, I tried again today and it said "you don't really have to choose"?? What is it trying to tell me, I'm scared