Shem and Vrelty's uhn... Happy Wedding?

Once upon a time, in the holy lands of @NUF, a magical thing happened.

A bored guy decided that a seme and an uke deserved to be married. Without consent from any of both parties, he alone and by himself I definitely wasn't there encouraging him all along... >.> made those two people that perfectly complement each other... Husband and husband.

However, an unfortunate event occurred on this union that is blessed by @God. @Vrelty forgot his vows, and so, the marriage was quickly ignored by all of its members and left to rust.

The most amazing cute and lovely NUF member saw that and thought: "Outrageous! This cannot remain like this!"

She ran, ran faster than light, faster than Meng Hao, faster than who knows what other OP xianxia MC is out there! She ran faster than Usain Bolt even, she kicked @Vrelty's door down into the ground and screamed from the top of her lungs: "BE MY WAIFU!"

@Vrelty was embarrassed because he (?) didn't think he (?) could be worthy of someone as amazing, cute, lovely, incredible and awesome as @Shem, but outside pressure his (?) feelings spoke louder than his (?) fears. Crying tears of joy, @Vrelty shyly exclaimed: "O-ok...."


And so, without anything better to do, nor any willpower to do the effort to create this kind of pointless wall of text, a wise mew came to my profile and simply asked me to actually marry those 2 people without giving me one inkling of what in @Satan's name was happening!

I mean, seriously? At least link me the confession post! Don't make me search it on my own! I'm glad it was on @Vrelty's profile, because there is no way I could find it in @Shem-chan's profile, hers moves waaaaaaaaay too fast for me to keep up with!!! >.<

In any case, me, being the kind being I am, couldn't resist the charm of the best niece in the world and decided to marry these two!

... Surprisingly, @Shem-chan is actually a Seme and @Vrelty is an Uke here... Which is kinda weird for me since they both have their profiles set as female, so this should actually be a yuri marriage, not a yaoi one... But, I don't really want to contradict the wishes of my @Lovely niece, so... Let's make this a yaoi marriage everyone! \(^^)/

@Haxagen! Marry them up!
@briose! Prepare their first night!
@Red_, @Skullie, @Rae! Be some good bystanders, I don't know, you all barged into my profile together, so you might as well appear here too!



Now, with the power invested in me, I declare those two... Not Husband and Husband! That's the priest's job! Start this ceremony already @Haxagen! I'll be eating the cake in the meantime!!!!

*runs to the kitchen while people are busy with the ceremony*

 

tl;Dr

Congrats and how the fuck did I miss this?

 

I'm here for the divorce

 

Ah, good reminder, I added links, to the confession post and to the post that asked me to make the thread, to the OP.

Confession: https://forum.novelupdates.com/profile-posts/253540/
Asking me: https://forum.novelupdates.com/profile-posts/253564/

 

I can never tell if these sort of things are real or fake

 

Of course it is real! I even added links to it! Be grateful to how much effort I put on those posts!!! *puffs up cheeks proudly*

 

*Clears Throat*
Ahem!
*Sips wine*
We are gathered here this (morning/afternoon/evening/whatever the hell the time is from where you are seeing this) to witness the union of @Shem and @Vrelty as they exchange vows of their everlasting (by that, I mean a few thousand seconds) love!

Now, let's hear what the proud(?) parents(?) have to say about this marriage!
@RTS @AliceShiki @Lovely

 

You have too much time on your hands hahaha

 

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MY WAIFU IS A TSUNDERE UKE!

 

Congrats
@RTS your childs are Grown up

 

Don't mind me, just a usual bypasser just saw this thread...

 

Yaay—!!

@Shem, can i be a bridesmaid?? pwetty pleaseee

 

Congratulations

Btw my picks on the poll was white chocolate , not chocolate and crunchy chocolate ~ (fearless warrior)

 

*talks while mouth is full of cake*

What? I'm the aunt, not the mother... Well, the "(?)" is good enough I think...

*keeps munching on cake*

I think Shem-chan could always make use of a new scapegoat! \(^^)/

Tbh, I had just finished editing one chapter of a novel, I felt I had the right to spend this much in this!

It's okay, I think Havek-kun did the same, considering his reply was the first on the thread, and that there were already votes on it by the time I voted on my own poll.

 

Ohh you can be~
I don't have a girl best friend to be a bridesmaid anyway~

I chose not chocolate <.<;;

*stabs auntie before I get stabbed*

 

where da unhappy weeding!




btw for da bride and groom?

don't mind me

 

Congarts nya~!!!
Hope this ship gonna sail forever...

*Follow @AliceShiki at kitchen*

 

YEESSSSSS!!!!! Thank you shem-chan!!!

*bounces around in joy*

σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡

 

*hugs and stabs back* Happy marriage Shem-chan! \(^^)/