Dumb American Christmas Movies

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The Grim Dystopia of A Christmas Prince by Jenny Nicholson

25.12.2018

@DeliaCore
When the Revolution comes, where will the Christmas Prince hide?

Netflix's Awful Christmas Movies by Drew Goodon

14.12.2020

Princess Switch 3 is proof that Netflix will greenlight ANYTHING by Alex Meyers

26.11.2021
@Black2bProud
The wigs, the terrible accent changes , the weak plot line.... this movie series is a masterpiece! I think Vanessa Hugens just wanted to kiss three good looking guys in one movie !
@trinaq
I wouldn't be surprised if Vanessa plays EVERY character in the next movie. It'll be like the Malkovich scene in Being John Malkovich!
@taehyunglover5499
this movie franchise is basically “how many accents can vanessa hudgens do before running out?”
@juliasings6131
My question: if Margaret is the queen, why can't she just use her power to get Fiona back without the worries about the hearing? Can't she just, like, tell them to wait a couple days? Why does she need a nun's permission?

WATCHING NETFLIX’s “FALLING FOR CHRISTMAS” WITH FRIENDS | BAD MOVIES & A BEAT | KennieJD

26.11.2022
@KennieJD

Idc what y’all say, bisexual king Tad deserved better than a random mountain man that doesn’t believe in phones
@KimandKamJam
Yo! The way your friend described the movie with 100% accuracy without even SEEING the movie chefs kiss (y):ROFLMAO:
@publicartwork
The fact that Mariah Carey, the queen of Christmas, was once a curly-haired biracial child, her friend's statement tracks tremendously.
@CyberStockholmSyndrome
The way that prediction was on point :blobjoy: someone said it was insane that they let this woman with amnesia just go off with this random man.

There Are Too Many Christmas Movies by Drew Goodon

17.12.2019

Every Hallmark Movie Ever

10.11.2020

Thanks for being here! We’re Kim and Penn Holderness of The Holderness Family. We create original music, song parodies, and skits to poke fun of ourselves, the world we live in, and (hopefully) make you laugh.

Every Hallmark Movie AGAIN by Holdnerness Family Laughs

20.11.2020 #christmas #comedy #holidaymovies

Late for Christmas - Hallmark Parody

24.12.2020 Directed by Blake Studwell

EVERY HALLMARK MOVIE EVER… feat. Julie Nolke & Charlotte Dobre

20.12.2021

Every Hallmark Christmas Movie by Trey Kennedy


The Six Christmas Movies You Live Through by CollegeHumor / Dropout

@ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723

"You let him watch die hard?!" "Yeah, it's a classic"

Christmas Elves vs. Fantasy Elves by CollegeHumor / Dropout

18.12.2018

Some elves make Red Rider BB guns, some elves forge artillery for the gods. Sponsored by Xfinity.

Last Christmas: An Underrated Holiday Movie

16.12.2021

In this video, I discuss an overlooked holiday movie that I think deserves more attention. Last Christmas surprisingly had a special impact on me, so I hope I can convey why it fits the bill for a modern day Christmas classic.
@trinaq
Michelle Yeoh absolutely stole the movie as Santa, despite only being a supporting role. I loved her relationship with Kate, since it's clear that she cares about her deep down, and wants her to get better. In a refreshing twist, runs a Christmas shop because she loves the holiday, not being a bitter boss who hates her job.
@nataliekmaguire
I went to watch this film "ironically", then ended up sincerely falling in love with it. It actually inverts as many tropes as it adheres to: Kate DOESN'T get the big part or win the big audition. She decides that chasing that kind of success is actually not what she wants. And I love the Eastern-European-immigrant family, as this reflected the kind of Christmases (and dramas) I have with my family. And I cry every time Kate and Tom open up about "I was meant to be special/being normal is hard enough," because damn, it gets me right in my bones.
@samniel
What I love about this story is that it fools you into thinking it's the classic holiday rom-com where boy learns to love again after meeting MPDG who reminds her the meaning of life except gender-flipped. And it kind of IS, but it's about the girl loving herself and her family and her fellow humans. No big "I just needed a boyfriend for Christmas" moment, just... friendly, familial love for all around her. The boy isn't really playing a love interest but a guardian angel... with a bit of a selfish motivation, after all, he quite literally gave her his heart, he's just making sure she doesn't squander his gift.

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