Request Daily Laughs~

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  1. Zone Q11

    Zone Q11 『The Gas Mask』『Monochrome Plebeian』

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  2. Lithit

    Lithit Desu~'s Little Griffin

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    I can't read the test at the bottom.
    But seriously, that camera knows its shit
    This joke is so old, I can't remember the last time I heard it.
     
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  3. Bacon

    Bacon [Moon Dweller][Cosmic Anomaly][Your Master]

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  4. Lithit

    Lithit Desu~'s Little Griffin

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    If the taco stone was real, eve would face a population crisis.
     
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  5. Raneday

    Raneday Not Rane

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    Raneday Not Rane

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    Bacon [Moon Dweller][Cosmic Anomaly][Your Master]

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    No one is going to fall for that so just shut up, hop into my oven, and.......
    [​IMG]
     
  8. Anon2.0

    Anon2.0 [God of Ice][Faaldara's ][FrostFire Head][Dia]

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    Ultimate idiot, awesome~
     
  9. Jamela

    Jamela Well-Known Member

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    Daily Laugh: My Life
     
  10. Nyamsus

    Nyamsus Life is full of shit and we live in it

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  11. Arcturus

    Arcturus Cat, Hidden Sith Lord

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    what the..............
     
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  12. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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  13. ABMAINA

    ABMAINA ★☆☆☆☆

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    The artist GreenTeaNeko usually draws werid stuff like that... strangely that's not the worst he's drawn...
     
  14. Arcturus

    Arcturus Cat, Hidden Sith Lord

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    Yeah I've seen some of his stuff and liked it, but that just went bizarre...
     
  15. Lithit

    Lithit Desu~'s Little Griffin

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    Please never utter that name again *shivers* It horrifies me, I have bad memories with his work
    EDIT: I just realized that the kings kills the hero by impaling him with his... you know.
     
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  16. Byb

    Byb fucking leftist liberal

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  17. Simon

    Simon [The Pure One's Chief Steward][Demon Beast]

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    A husband and wife were in a busy shopping centre just before Christmas.
    The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, she called him on the mobile.
    She said "where are you? You know we have lots to do."
    He said "You remember the jewellers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?"
    Little tears started to flow down her cheek as she got all choked up.
    "Yes, I do remember that shop," she replied.
    "Well, I'm in the bottleshop next door to that."
     
  18. sal880612m

    sal880612m As I thought, love was a status effect! ~ICDS

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  19. Lithit

    Lithit Desu~'s Little Griffin

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    I don't get the wiener part
     
  20. sal880612m

    sal880612m As I thought, love was a status effect! ~ICDS

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    Maybe not as funny out of context. She wants to have part of his lunch but the two of them are way too proud to be honest so instead of just asking for it she prepared a high class lunch in order to get him to offer to share his lunch. But wiener can refer to either hot dog/frankfurter or dick/penis. Hence the spoiler title.
     
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