I can't read the test at the bottom. But seriously, that camera knows its shit This joke is so old, I can't remember the last time I heard it.
The artist GreenTeaNeko usually draws werid stuff like that... strangely that's not the worst he's drawn...
Please never utter that name again *shivers* It horrifies me, I have bad memories with his work EDIT: I just realized that the kings kills the hero by impaling him with his... you know.
A husband and wife were in a busy shopping centre just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, she called him on the mobile. She said "where are you? You know we have lots to do." He said "You remember the jewellers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?" Little tears started to flow down her cheek as she got all choked up. "Yes, I do remember that shop," she replied. "Well, I'm in the bottleshop next door to that."
Maybe not as funny out of context. She wants to have part of his lunch but the two of them are way too proud to be honest so instead of just asking for it she prepared a high class lunch in order to get him to offer to share his lunch. But wiener can refer to either hot dog/frankfurter or dick/penis. Hence the spoiler title.