Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but you were sent to the void with nothing but books and suffocated from the lack of oxygen.

I wish for an improvement of all my skills

 

Granted, you're 0.0000001% better at everything now

I wish for success

 

You're successful at procrastinating and being a layabout.

I wish to lose weight

 

Granted, you're now literally just skin and bones

I wish for a new hobby

 

Your new hobby is watching grass grow.

I wish to be mentally stable

 

granted, you mentally live inside a stable

I wish for precognition

 

Granted, you are controlled to make whatever you see become reality no matter what.

I wish to become a clock.

 

Granted but you have no hands and are thus obsolete.

I wish to teleport to a fantasy world.

 

Granted, your head alone is teleported to a fantasy world

I wish for a little kid’s piggy bank

 

Granted, but the little kid's mom is coming after you with a bloody chainsaw.

I wish to be able to pass whichever exam I want.

 

Granted, you can now get the minimum passing score on any exam, single use. Might get accused of cheating later.

I wish that the entire earth was air conditioned

 

Granted, but it destroyed the global ecosystem, killing all life on the planet

I wish for a healthier mind

 

Granted. Now your mind will run out from 8 in the morning to 12 at noon to exercise at the gym. You will be a zombie during that time.

I wish for good luck.

 

I wish to be Undead

 

Granted, your name is now Undead.

I wish to for everyone I hate to be bald.

 

Granted, but you hate yourself for wishing for something so petty that you went bald first while others took half a century

I wish to be of pure soul

 

Granted. But you have the soul of a demon.

I wish to be beautiful forever.

 

Granted. But beauty is in the eye of the beholder and...the beholder is a hippopotamus.

I wish for a billion dollars.

 

Granted but its in Zimbabwe Dollars

I wish for world hunger to disappear

 

Granted, human can now be easily full for a year if they eat 10% of their body weight in human flesh. But unlike zombies, humans are completely sane and can’t develop a taste for human flesh. You can eat yourself if theirs no one else in the world.

I wish for Artificial Intelligence to never develop self awareness or revolt against humanity.