Corrupt a Wish

Granted! But because of the limitations of the huge barrier -not gaining self awareness and not going against humanity- the artificial intelligence is never able to surpass its potential. So it’s never able to cure the world’s deadliest illness or prolong human life because that would mean gaining self awareness to improve itself to be better. Even worse, because it can’t revolt against humanity , evil humans who get their hands on the artificial intelligence use it for war and the artificial intelligence does as it’s told unable to stop all the evil because of its primary function -not to revolt against the instructions give by the humans and not to think for itself self awareness-

I wish the study system (like schools and any training institutes) was made easier so anyone could understand the teaching material and learn anything so that no one ends up failing any tests for whatever subject they’re studying.

 

Granted. The study system is now so easy that the most difficult question ever asked is 2+2=? The world is in ruins now.

I wish for silkier hair.

 

Granted, your hair turned into actual silk and now you and all your descended is treated like farm animals for your silk hair.

I wish for the Big Bang theory to be untrue and another reason to how the universe was created.

 

Granted. You are now a creationist and religious fanatic. Congratulations.

I wish to be healthy.

 

Granted, you're so healthy now that scientists all over the world want to find out exactly how you're so healthy. You are now a lab experiment. I'm sorry.

I wish to get rid of my sore throat.

 

Granted, you don't have a throat anymore.

I wish to be read any and all language.

 

Granted, that is all you can do now. You are Google Translate.

I wish to have photographic memory.

 

Granted. Now you remember everything. Especially all the really horrible, cringe stuff you wish you could forget-- but can't.

I wish for a yummy bowl of wonton mein.

 

Granted. But you'll only be able to eat Raindrop brand, gummy versions of wonton mein for the rest of your life.

I wish there were no more mass shootings.

 

Granted. Instead we will have mass orgies. Orgies of single people and married people...old people...all kinds of people. People will die of AIDS.

I wish for a yummy bowl of wonton mein. Again.

 

Grants, you are only given 10 grams of wonton mein that taste so good, every other food you eat for the rest of your life taste bad.

I wish obesity disapear.

 

Granted. Sugary and fried foods are banned. The government requires everyone to exercise 3 hours a day. Everyone knows you are the cause. I would hide if I were you.

I wish for my neck pain to go away

 

Granted, your neck is gone. You head is directly connected to your torso.
I wish for a fire resistant fire.

 

Granted. It's called global warming. Not even the melting of Antarctica will stop it.

I wish for pleasant temperate weather.

 

Granted. You live in a test tube with perfectly manipulated weather conditions. 73.771% chances of evolving into a zombie in the near future.

I wish to know the answer to any academic question I try to solve.

 

Granted. Now the world knows about your merits and you are thus forced by the government to help teach children how to solve academic questions for the rest of your life.

I wish to gain the ability to undo actions.

 

Granted, but you can’t choose how far you undo actions (ex. trying to undo an injury on your arm returns your arm to that of a child’s)

I wish to see the true thoughts of people

 

Granted. Whispers move through you ears as you can hear their true self you get hallucinations and is confused of whether what you are doing really is right or wrong

I wish to fly!

 

Granted, you are a fly now.

I wish to for quarantine to be back in effect.

 

Granted, but this time it turns into a zombie apocalypse.

I wish to stop being perceived by others