Corrupt a Wish

Granted but you stub your toe every five minutes

I wish to kiss Megumi

 

Granted, but she then tasers you.

I wish for rain everyday.

 

Granted, but you never carry an umbrella.

I wish to pass every educative, written tests that I may come across.

 

granted but you fail every major Final Exams you need to pass.

i wish for my friend's immortality

 

Granted, but they will be hunter down every decade to be taken apart and experimented on.

I wish to be able to read whatever and whichever novel I desire whenever and wherever

 

Granted but your socks itches you but you can't take them off,ever.

I wish to be able to draw like a pro.

 

Granted, but they will only ever be blurry and you can only draw on your most expensive piece of clothing

I wish to get 20 percent share of profit from all and any influential bussiness

 

Granted but a pervert watches you while you shower...and read smut...

I wish to have a rush of serotonin

 

Granted but it is immediately followed by heavy bad luck lasting seven hours

I wish to not have to take care of annoying children anymorw

 

Granted, you're taking care of geriatric old men instead

I wish for a long stress-free vacation

 

Granted, but it'll be the last vacation you'll ever get

I wish for more Fuwa Fuwa Anime

 

Granted but you can only watch with 70p quality

I wish to transmigrate into a fluffly novel

 

granted, but it is a literal hard cover book that is covered in mold, thus fluffy. It's also hardcore rape porn

I wish to go for a cruise

 

Granted. You will go, but not return.

I wish for more perfume.

 

Granted but you find out they are made of someone's sweat xD

I wish to become a rock in my next life.

 

granted. But you "live" for two minutes then reincarnate as a leaf

I wish to eat some sushi

 

Granted but you end up with a bloated stomach making you throw up for a week

I wish stupid people thinks before they hurl verbal abuses when they are in the wrong...

 

granted, now you think before you hurl verbal abuses when you are in the wrong

I wish to invade Finland or smth

 

Baahahshahshahahaha!

Wish granted but you get captured and locked up in a cave full of mosquitoes.

I wish to hear Dazai saying "ah" and Vanitas blowing a whistle,solely for me. :3

 

Granted, but they disregard your entire existence
I wish to have eternally clear, beautiful and soft skin