Corrupt a Wish

Granted, what an odd dying wish

I wish for endless supply of cake

 

Granted, but it's all gone bad and is without cream and icing
I wish for a half-yearly supply of hello kitty merch

 

Granted, now you're deep in debt

I wish for a quill pen

 

Granted but you'll be plagued with nightmares if you don't use it for at least 8 hrs a day.

I wish for an easy life

 

Granted, you die a toddler

I wish to flip a table

 

Granted, but it landed on your toes

I wish to be fired

 

Granted, you get driven over by a track on the way out and get reincarnated a slave.

I wish to drink some latte

 

Granted, but it completely burns your tongue making you unable to taste anything
I wish to be able to understand any and all language and speak it

 

Granted but you become blind and deaf.

I wish for ability to sleep/slack off without time passing.

 

Granted, but time doesn't pass even when you try to do something and your body is immobilized, freed only when you sleep

I wish to eat some nachos

 

Granted, but it's lactose free Nachos

I wish for a pet Hamster

 

Granted, but "pet" in Hamster language means owner, so now you're a slave

I wish to lower inflation

 

Granted, but now your salary is 1/3rd of it's original.
I wish for a box of Roza canned tuna to have with my rice.

 

Granted. It's poisoned.

I wish to watch a movie

 

My dying meal should be delicious....
Granted, but you can only watch Disney Wish movie your whole life
I wish for mermen and mermaids to exist

 

Granted. You'll never find any evidence to their existence though

I wish the Earth to reverse polarity

 

Granted thus you'll die by cosmic radiation

I wish to be able to stop aging and keep healthy by sleeping only

 

Granted. Weird request to be turned into an immortal jellyfish, but whatever floats your boat, dear.

I wish to hire a hitman to kill myself

 

Granted, but he was a budget hit man, so you're now paralyzed for life stuck in a hospital room forever

I wish for some take out to eat

 

Granted. Weird desire to be "taken out" by food you eat, but as you wish.

I wish to split the world in twain