The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System fan fiction

//cheer happily//
//pushes veggie clear soup at Senior for rejuvenation//

 

Bless the danmei gods for blessing us with so much bun chapters today!

 

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A Transdimensional Scum Villain's Tale
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Blood is very hard to get out of clothing, you know. Particularly white clothing. Worse if it's white silk.

This is why I have taken to teaching the buns about blood spray patterns and what causes them. And more importantly, how to avoid getting them on white fabric because if these idiots make me have to wash their clothes one more goddamn time, I'm going on a killing spree and then they will have to wash all the clothes. Forever.

Is it a sane course of study? No. But it will be massively useful for forensics, and also it is a good way to point out what parts of the body can be hit for rapid kills.

Plus, another useful thing. I have taken to teaching them how to make living things and parts of living things combust or explode.

Actually, it was mostly because I wanted to figure out how to set my heart to detonate like a goddamn bomb so I would not have to deal with that..that.. pervert.. again. But, hey, it's useful to kill things, so let's teach the kids how to do it to other living things, riiiiight?

I'm such a generous teacher.

Of course, the wide eyed horror on the kids' faces when I show them how to explode living things by practicing on rats and other ugly rodents is rather off-putting.

Look. At least I'm not practicing on pet rabbits or cute things, and you can use these on ugly demon beasts, what more do you kids want?!

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/noms it!

Praise me! Praise me more!

 

//pushes fruit salad at Senior Gav//

They're very healthy! And delicious!

 

/scarfs it down
Thank you.

no more minions?

 

I am addicted this now. All is your fault Gav. Take responsibility and write more please.

 

Which fic? Both fics?

 

Hello

 

hello, my little meatbun friend. You may want to scroll back and catch up.

 

Yeeeeees! I am now inspired!

 

oooh, is there more incoming Shifu ...????????

 

....yes.
...Yes there is.

 

I read them

 

What are the weapons the buns use?

 

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A Transdimensional Scum Villain's Tale: A Little Bun Interlude
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Huang Enlai isn't sure whether to laugh or cry.

On one hand, it was nice to be taken care of by someone who, if weird, had your best interests at heart.

To be frank, many of Shifu's students didn't have parents anymore or had bad relationships with them.

Or in the case of only two of his fellow students, were in some kind of argument.

That meant they, particularly the orphans, were alone in the world.

While it was likely that those students with parents will eventually reconcile, the majority had no one to rely on. As such, Shifu's excellent cooking, baking and even the clothing Shifu makes for them is all deeply appreciated by these little drifting boats with no dock.

Even though Shifu is excellent at clothing and the fabric is very soft and kind to the skin, the problem is that the outer robes are so embroidered and ornately embellished that they would make brides jealous and envious of the wearers.

These are good enough for noblewomen's trousseaus.

That is the whole problem. The clothes are so well made, so decorated and so brightly colored that some of the students from other peaks have taken to calling Qing Jing, Bridal Training Peak!

Bridal Training Peak, your mothers!

On one hand, that their Shifu handsews their clothing and even decorates them with embroidery and beadwork is proof of his affection for them. After the bad way their relationship as teacher and students started, this is a promising sign.

On the other hand, why does their shifu always dress them so girly?!

Xian Shu Peak disciples started following them around, you know?! Asking where they got their outer robes from! Asking if they could have them!

Xian Shu Peak only has girl disciples!

That is not what you want to hear pretty ladies say! Neither do you want to hear them say that with envy, that you are even prettier than them!

But that is the comments they are getting! Two male students confessed to him already, ah, but he likes girls!

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added one sentence for more lolz.

And I will get to their weapons later.

 

Bridal training peak LMFAO that is pure gold